abbie
mechanically acclaimed, the moon sleeps in my shower and i take two naps a day
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
actually in tears
I am crying omfg. When he psychs it up though, that’s exactly what goes on inside my head before I kill an insect (yeah the voice in my head is black) “oh shit wait let me get a magic wipe first” … I can’t even OMFG.. “you can’t even tell I killed nuthin” Like he would get sent to prison or s/t hhahahaa
You guys… this is the exact thing I go through every time I encounter a bug. LMAO
Literally one of hte best things on the internet. Never not reblog.
This is exactly what I fucking had in my dorm room at Amherst.
I freaked hte fuck out.
omg I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am right now
(Source: hiramvh)
I don’t know what i would do if i found someone who could listen to music with me as an activity. Not talking while listening to music, or discussing the music, or even skipping through songs. Just listening to an album beginning to end, equally absorbing the good feels. I probably have more interest in laying around and touching someone while listening to good music than having sex with someone.
Sometimes just existing is really nice.yes
YOU ARE SO PERFECT AS EVIL QUEEN I CAN’T EVEN
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
